{"product_id":"classic-chicken-i-dont-have-a-resting-bitchface-i-am-just-a-bitch-christmas","title":"Classic Chicken I Dont Have A Resting Bitchface I Am Just A Bitch Christmas Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eBold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot to be dramatic, but this might be the upgrade your wardrobe’s been waiting for. Premium Gildan® fabric, fade-proof DTG print, and a fit that feels like it was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Everyone’s Grabbing This\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to Last\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eComfort-Level: 10\/10\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eYour New Daily Driver\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eFrom American Farms\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 cotton\/polyester (8 oz) – warm, pill-resistant, rib with spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eFabric note – Sport Grey (90\/10 cotton\/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFind Your Perfect Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFind your size and pick your color – it’s that easy:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/threadnative.b-cdn.net\/sizechart\/ColorChart.jpg\" alt=\"Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/threadnative.b-cdn.net\/sizechart\/sizechart4style.jpg\" alt=\"Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrowse colors and compare with the chart.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse the size guide for the best fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and you’re all set!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDelivery \u0026amp; Handling\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong\u003eUS Rush Option:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌍 \u003cstrong\u003eRest of World:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery item is \u003cstrong\u003emade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛒 Shop the full catalog at \u003cstrong\u003eRetroPrintWorks.com\u003c\/strong\u003e. Bold designs, premium comfort.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RetroPrintWorks","offers":[{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":53889438712121,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":53889438744889,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":53889438777657,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":53889438810425,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889438843193,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889438875961,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53889438908729,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53889438941497,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53889438974265,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53889439007033,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53889439039801,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889439072569,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889439105337,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53889439138105,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53889439170873,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53889439203641,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53889439236409,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889439269177,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889439301945,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53889439334713,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":53889439367481,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":53889439400249,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":53889439433017,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":53889439465785,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889439498553,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889439531321,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53889439564089,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":53889439596857,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":53889439629625,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":53889439662393,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53889439695161,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889439727929,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889439760697,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53889439793465,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53889439826233,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53889439859001,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53889439891769,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889439924537,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889439957305,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53889439990073,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53889440022841,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53889440055609,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53889440088377,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889440121145,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889440153913,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":53889440186681,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":53889440219449,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":53889440252217,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53889440284985,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889440317753,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889440350521,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":53889440383289,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":53889440416057,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":53889440448825,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53889440481593,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889440514361,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889440547129,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53889440579897,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53889440612665,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53889440645433,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53889440678201,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889440710969,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889440743737,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":53889440776505,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":53889440809273,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":53889440842041,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":53889440874809,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889440907577,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889440940345,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":53889440973113,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":53889441005881,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":53889441038649,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":53889441071417,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889441104185,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889441136953,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53889441169721,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53889441202489,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53889441235257,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53889441268025,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53889441300793,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889441333561,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889441366329,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53889441399097,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53889441431865,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53889441464633,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53889441497401,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889441530169,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889441562937,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53889441595705,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":53889441628473,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":53889441661241,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":53889441694009,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":53889441726777,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889441759545,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889441792313,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53889441825081,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":53889441857849,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":53889441890617,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":53889441923385,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53889441956153,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889441988921,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889442021689,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53889442054457,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53889442087225,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53889442119993,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53889442152761,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889442185529,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889442218297,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53889442251065,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53889442283833,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53889442316601,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53889442349369,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889442382137,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889442414905,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":53889442447673,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":53889442480441,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":53889442513209,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53889442545977,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889442578745,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889442611513,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":53889442644281,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":53889442677049,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":53889442709817,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53889442742585,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889442775353,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889442808121,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53889442840889,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53889442873657,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53889442906425,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53889442939193,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889442971961,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889443004729,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":53889443037497,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":53889443070265,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":53889443103033,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":53889443135801,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889443168569,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889443201337,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53889443234105,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53889443266873,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53889443299641,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53889443332409,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53889443365177,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889443397945,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889443430713,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53889443463481,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53889443496249,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53889443529017,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53889443561785,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889443594553,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889443627321,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53889443660089,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":53889443692857,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":53889443725625,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":53889443758393,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":53889443791161,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889443823929,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889443856697,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53889443889465,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":53889443922233,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":53889443955001,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":53889443987769,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":53889444020537,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889444053305,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889444086073,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53889444118841,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53889444151609,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53889444184377,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53889444217145,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889444249913,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889444282681,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53889444315449,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53889444348217,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53889444380985,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53889444413753,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889444446521,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889444479289,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":53889444512057,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":53889444544825,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":53889444577593,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53889444610361,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889444643129,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889444675897,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":53889444708665,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":53889444741433,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":53889444774201,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53889444806969,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889444839737,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889444872505,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53889444905273,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53889444938041,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53889444970809,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53889445003577,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889445036345,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889445069113,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":53889445101881,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":53889445134649,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":53889445167417,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":53889445200185,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889445232953,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889445265721,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53889445298489,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53889445331257,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53889445364025,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53889445396793,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889445429561,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889445462329,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53889445495097,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53889445527865,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53889445560633,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53889445593401,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889445626169,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889445658937,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ S","offer_id":53889445691705,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ M","offer_id":53889445724473,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ L","offer_id":53889445757241,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":53889445790009,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889445822777,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889445855545,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":53889445888313,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":53889445921081,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":53889445953849,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":53889445986617,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889446019385,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889446052153,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":53889446084921,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":53889446117689,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":53889446150457,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":53889446183225,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889446215993,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889446248761,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":53889446281529,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":53889446314297,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":53889446347065,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53889446379833,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889446412601,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889446445369,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":53889446478137,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":53889446510905,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":53889446543673,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53889446576441,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889446609209,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889446641977,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":53889446674745,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":53889446707513,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":53889446740281,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":53889446773049,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53889446805817,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53889446838585,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/2192\/8249\/files\/Classic-Chicken-I-dont-have-a-resting-bitchface-I-am-just-a-bitch-Christmas-T-shirts-Sweater-Hoodie.webp?v=1784012930","url":"https:\/\/retroprintworks.com\/products\/classic-chicken-i-dont-have-a-resting-bitchface-i-am-just-a-bitch-christmas","provider":"Retro Print Works","version":"1.0","type":"link"}